Welcome to N Theory Farm- Where everything works!

We are the Sims family, and in the spring 2020 we relocated from the deserts of Arizona to the mountains of Tennessee to continue building our dream of a self-sustainable farm and homestead.

Why N Theory? Dave & Elaine used to watch the SyFy channel show ‘Eureka’, about a town of super-geniuses and their town sheriff, who was more average. Each episode featured some accident or misuse of technology that the sheriff had to solve with the assistance of the scientists of the town, and when he asked if a solution would work, the answer was always ‘well, in theory it should!’ Thus, N Theory was born, where everything should work!

We currently offer hand-knit items by both Dave and Elaine, crocheted items by Elaine, quilts and other handmade fabric goods, and candles made by Tank. We’ve recently added baked goods and sauces that you can find at our in-person events, and eventually, we hope to expand our offerings to include farm-raised rabbit and chicken meat, chicken eggs, rabbits for pets or small stock, and eventually home-grown raw fleece and wool from our own flock of Icelandic sheep.

Thank you for joining us on our journey!

~Dave, Elaine and ‘Tank’ Sims